were-too-busy-dancing:

Friend: Did you see that Taylor released a new -

Me: I know every detail of every shot I have laughed and cried I have written essays analyzing the symbolism and I have memorized the choreography who do you even think you are talking to

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tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

(via wander-into-infinity)

lordjoshbass:

scientifrick:

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt

(via humorstar)

urfavblackgirl:

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

(via humorstar)

mangopresident:

me, a professor: the reason i didn’t grade your papers yet, for those of you who dont check my snap story, is because i was at a nicki concert 

(via bmk92)

malibamis:

people actually liking each other at the same time sounds so fake

(via humorstar)